I found these amazing little candies today in this Asian supermarket I’ve never been to before. They’re tiny and cube-shaped and colorful and fruity and come in eight intense flavors and are a gift from God. (Yes, it’s painfully obvious I’ve attended Catholic schools all my life.) Boy, was I ever surprised to find a packet of Cubyrop there, just waiting for me to take home. I first discovered Cubyrop on a random website one day last year. I really wanted to try some, but I had no idea where they were sold. I just KNEW they looked familiar when I saw them!
I feel very cheerful now after I had some. So I went and unearthed an old essay o’ mine. It looked better on Microsoft Word, though.
Written by me in the ninth grade. *Clears throat* Here I go.
I like apples. You like apples. We all like apples. Yayness. Apples are <3. They are shiny. They are red. They taste good. Apples are not oranges. Apples can also be green, yellow, or both.
I like apples very much.Yay, now switching to pretty light blue. Psst. I am writing about apples. Apples are juicy. Apples like me. Do you like apples? Apples are good for you. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. You should eat more apples.
should like apples. HoW cAN YOu noT liKE
aPplEs? They are the best things ever created in the history of
I LURVE APPLES VERY MUCHIEE. =)
— An [astonishing]
essay by: Mimi =)
And if you don’t like apples I will personally hunt you down and throw apples at you. You deserve it, you apple hater. Mwahahahaha.
Thank you. ^________^
P.S. I LIKE
…If I ever submit this to a teacher they’ll ship me off the loony bin before I can even say “apple.”
Until next time,
~ Mimi =D
P.S. I really don’t like apples all that much. I prefer citrus.