Q. What goes in long and hard but comes out soft and squishy?
A. A stick of chewing gum.
If you are a perverted teenaged male or have been influenced by perverted teenaged males, “chewing gum” would not have been your first guess. A friend sent this to me and my initial thought was, “Ugh, you are such a boy.” Then I read the punchline.
XD <=== my expression afterward
I feel stupid now.
Until next time,
~ Mimi =)