Introduction: Mimi Style

And by “Mimi style,” I mean “long and rambly.” :Db

(Warnings: objectionable language; American/New England slang [use this if confused]; tons of swooning over Japanese guys; atrocious photography; mediocre writing; rambly, unstructured bits about my life; and rare insightful words that no one online wants to hear about.)

Hi there. :D If you’re here, it most likely means that you were led here by the Google search option, because this is an ANONYMOUS PERSONAL JOURNAL and none of my friends should ever find this page. If, by any chance, I know you and you’re reading this, oh crap I’m in trouble.

As long as I don’t know you in real life, I don’t care who reads my entries. And as long as I’m comfortable with sharing, I’ll write about anything and everything, no holding back. (This translates to potentially squirmy posts because I just discovered that I’m a very sexual yet super awkward girl.) Leave a comment if you want to speak up, whether to agree, disagree, tell me off, or just say hi — and I’ll definitely respond. I don’t bite unless you deserve it. :D Otherwise, just enjoy your stay.

The name’s Mimi – not my real name, but a legitimate nickname that my parents have been calling me since I was tiny. Most of my friends don’t know about this nickname, so I should be safe. :) If I sign off with “Nana,” that’s me too. Nana is what my friends used to call me because I would look after them like a nanny would. Signing off as Nana indicates I’m in a foul mood.

My real name’s in my fanfiction.net profile. :D Can’t risk drawing attention to this journal.

Detailed About Me page is here. But to sum things up, I’ll write some /quick/ points.

• 19 years old and definitely not normal. For one thing, I think my face is tolerable most of the time but I will not post a full picture on this journal because I’m paranoid and self-conscious. I’ve been called “cute” time and time again, but “pretty” is only an occasional thing. Here I am~ :Dv
  
• Never been to public school, which makes things interesting when I attempt to write fic about them. 10 years at various Catholic primary schools. 4 years at a teeny all girls Catholic high school. Currently in my first year at a women’s college. The Catholic part of my education is important because it explains why I’m always mentioning prayers and God, even though I’m not Catholic and I often think blasphemous thoughts. High school was also, um, not like any regular school (more about that here), which hugely explains why I’m a weirdo.

• I’m really, truly stupid. I’m at a good college only because I work hard and hate losing; it says nothing about my actual intelligence. Pleeeease don’t call me smart because I REALLY AM DUMB.

• Writing is my passion, my hobby, my obsession. I’m not amazing at it, but I’m still learning. I tend to look down on people whose first language is English and yet can’t type coherently. No fancy words needed, just… can you at least punctuate your sentences?

• Looove Japanese things. Yes, I’m one of THOSE people. :Dv I talk about them a lot (so much that, at first glance, this journal must look like an entertainment blog, lol), especially the boys from the idol group NEWS because I’m completely infatuated with them. And it wasn’t until I saw that I devoted an entire entry to them and spent ages analyzing one of their music videos did I realize this. I fangirl almost as much as I talk about my life, so you might see some of my entries divided with three consecutive dots, meaning that one half is real life, the other fangirling. Yes, I do like Japan very much and I’m studying the language in college, but I hateee fangirl Japanese, i.e. the random use of Japanese vocabulary; Tegoshi Yuya is my favorite member, not my ichiban.

• For me, gender is no boundary, and love is love. If you’re against that sort of thing I suggest you not read any further. BISEXUAL AND DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS :D (unless you’re homophobic and possess a machete, in which case I shall keep my sexuality to myself).

• I’m sorry if I come off as an uptight bitch! I’m just a very honest, straightforward person. Which means I’m not very likable because I say what I think, no matter how harsh it is. Just letting you know, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

So four reasons why this blog exists:

1. Life journaling (moaning over school, criticizing society, recording major life milestones, etc., all in needless detail!)
2. Dream journaling (though most of my dreams are so bizarre/explicit that I don’t bother posting them here)
3. Fangirl spazzing (NEWS and Tegomass are my love, with a focus on Tegoshi Yuya! :DDDDD)
4. Whatever else that tickles my fancy (memes, writing excerpts, recordings of my horrendous singing)

I don’t post nearly as often as I should so I have a personal Twitter connected to this journal! (To the side — see, see?) It makes me feel less guilty about being terrible with updates. But I have to be careful to not post on the wrong Twitter: I have another one used strictly for comedic purposes and that posts tweets to my Facebook. -___- I see potential disaster in this.

Have a lovely day!

Oh lordy, is this intro longer than the About Me page?